So today I was invited to this semi-copper anniversary at my dad's and stepmom's. For those of you who are unaware of what a copper wedding anniversary is all about, it is when a couple has been married for 12.5 years. However, my dad and stepmom weren't married, so it was more just a celebration of them being together for 12.5 years.

It started off at noon, and everyone was gathered in the backyard for welcome drinks and greetings. It was great seeing the people there again, as I hadn't seen many of them in a long while. However, the event took a completely unexpected turn when this happened:

A priest(!) walked into the backyard along with two guys carrying...